May 2027

The Daily Telegraph - Telegraph Magazine - - Just Williams -

Hav­ing al­ready over­seen the rein­tro­duc­tion of wolves in Scot­land, lynx in Thet­ford For­est and bears in Chich­ester, King Charles III is ea­ger to see far more rewil­d­ing oc­cur around Bri­tain. Break­ing with his per­sonal pol­icy of try­ing to get a lit­tle bit po­lit­i­cal only ev­ery cou­ple of weeks, he or­gan­ises a se­ries of meet­ings to lobby Prime Min­is­ter Ja­cob Rees-mogg. ‘Think of it, Ja­cob, we’ll start with Lon­don! Sta­bles in­stead of Boris bikes! Uber, but for ma­houts! Woolly mam­moth Routemas­ters!’ Rees-mogg agrees on the grounds that, in­ci­den­tally, it sounds broadly in line with his pol­icy of tak­ing the coun­try back to the Stone Age.

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