Hairy and scary
4. Nick Cave chose the Miami
Vice 2006 London premiere to reveal progress on his new moustache, the Escher, which – when finished – will meet his eyebrows via the backs of his ears.
5. Summer lovin’ had me a blast; met a boy with a creepy moustache… John Travolta and his exceedingly nasty mo back in 2008.
6. The only thing pricklier than Sean Penn’s stare is the pencil-and-soul-patch combo he sported at a TV show premiere in September.