Christmas spirits

4. Don’t you just hate it when the lights go out on your Norwegian spruce cut? Lady Gaga goes looking for a spare bulb on the way to the Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball in 2013.

5. ‘Jared Leto, welcome to the 2018 Met Gala! Loving the look – it’s the Turin Shroud “but real funky”, you say? Right on! Mini-burgers coming round any minute…’

6. An angelic Katy Perry realises that the full-on annunciation she had planned for this year’s Met Gala may have to wait until she has figured out how to get herself (and her 6ft wings) into the ladies.