Not-so speedy boarding

6. Getting maximum cost-perwear value out of her Met Gala ensemble, here’s Lizzo, flying out straight after this year’s event. Good luck squeezing that into an easyjet seat, love.

7. Lady Gaga’s sheer leotard renders the full-body scanner somewhat irrelevant at Tokyo’s Narita airport in 2014. And as for getting those boots off to put in the tray…