When celebs meet celebs
What happens when celebs encounter… other celebs?
EVERYONE KNOWS there’s a league of fame. At the top are the A-listers – people so famous they can’t live in normal society, and must instead spend each day being ferried between Michelin-starred restaurants in hermetically sealed vehicles. At the bottom are the Z-listers, former Love Island contestants and such like, whose fame largely derives from the ability to be in a place at a time and who don’t seem to want to get out of your face. Now, the saying goes ‘and never the twain shall meet’, but sometimes there is intraa-list fraternisation. And when there is, you’d better hope someone’s holding a camera. Or some mace…
— Alexis Self