Keeping it in the family.
It’s rarely said aloud, but one of life’s greatest little pleasures occurs when a pair of beautiful people produce offspring that are – how to put this delicately – not. There’s a sense of justice being done. ‘Meet little Kelvin,’ the undeservedly pretty woman and her undeservedly handsome husband might say at the school gates, pulling back the hood of their buggy to reveal a creature that looks like Michael Gove choking on a lemon wedge. ‘Oh,’ you reply, with barely suppressed glee, ‘he’s got your… feet?’
Unfortunately such genetic karma doesn’t seem to affect A-listers. And as a result, the fashion industry has overtaken the monarchy as the institution most adept at keeping it in the family. Meet the pretty young things of 2019. You might remember their parents…