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THE EN­TER­TAINER

The ru­moured re­cou­pling of Prince An­drew and Sarah Fer­gu­son has one sig­nif­i­cant plus: Fergie may be back on tour. The fa­mous gaffe-maker once told the press her ‘knick­ers are from Marks & Sparks’, and was re­port­edly charged £950 for hav­ing 51 ex­tra pieces of lug­gage. Imag­ine how much bag­gage she car­ries around now...

THE JOKER

There isn’t room enough in this mag­a­zine, let alone on this page, to list all the times the Duke has said ex­actly the wrong thing over­seas. Here’s one, to an Abo­rig­i­nal leader in Queens­land in 2002: ‘Do you still throw spears at each other?’ The an­swer is no, but if he wants to talk about cul­tures cling­ing on to wildly out­dated tra­di­tions, well...

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