AND SOPHIE TURNER Endless bloody fights, pretty grim sex, horribly warring families, a narrative trajectory that ultimately fizzles out to a crushingly disappointing final act… Game of Thrones ought to have prepared Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark) well for marriage. She tied the knot with musician Joe Jonas in Las Vegas in May. JUDE LAW AND PHILLIPA COAN The 46-year-old father of five by three women quietly married Dr Phillipa Coan in Old Marylebone Town Hall in May. The bride has a PHD in organisational psychology and behavioural change, which means she likes a fixer-upper. You can see why she thought Jude was the one. JUSTIN BIEBER AND HAILEY BALDWIN
I know, I know: you thought he was nine and you gave up learning the names of the Baldwin family years ago. But it’s OK – just know that Justin Bieber (25 and a half ) and Hailey (22) somehow married for the second time in September.