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ROBERT PESTON Some­body call pest con­trol, be­cause Peston’s been run­ning riot for three years. The tie knot has been get­ting smaller, the hair flop­pier, the vowel sounds soo muuch looongeeer, and he in­creas­ingly re­sem­bles a Quentin Blake ver­sion of Harry Pot­ter. Do any of the oth­ers have their own Twit­ter emoji, though? They do not. TOM BRADBY When he isn’t pre­tend­ing to be friends with the Royal fam­ily, Bradby’s wher­ever ITV News at Ten is, pre­sent­ing his lit­tle heart out, but know­ing, deep down, that he just isn’t Huw Ed­wards and never will be. Does any­body ever ask if he’s OK? JULIE ETCHINGHAM The wo­man who shut up Boris John­son with a sin­gle dis­ap­prov­ing eye­brow-raise in a lead­er­ship de­bate over the sum­mer. Etchingham is the Baroness of Brexit. You get the sense that she could ar­rive in Brussels and in husky, clipped tones, tell Don­ald Tusk pre­cisely what Bri­tain wants. Re­peat af­ter us, there’s a spe­cial place in hell…

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