SOCIAL MEDIA

Somehow, Ronaldo has more Instagram followers than there are people in the US. What do those 337 million followers get? Well, at the time of writing (don’t say you don’t get real journalistic investigations on this page), there’s adverts for shampoo, glasses, his perfume, and a bizarre video in which he pretends his children are miming to a spoken-word segment of a Beyoncé video. I reckon he pays them.