THE MANNERISMS

To be Lady Di, to really be Lady Di, you need to get your head right. I don’t mean psychological preparation, but literally the angle of your swede. Famously, Diana had the posture of a Labrador whose name has been called: head bowed but tacking to one side, big eyes flitting from floor to subject and back (no drooling, though). The best way to practise is to affix small weights – perhaps avocado stones or Monopoly pieces – to your fringe and walk around all day like that.