UH-OH 7: BOND MOMENTS THAT HAVEN’T QUITE STOOD THE TEST OF TIME

Thunderball (1965) Sean Connery tells Nurse Patricia that keeping her job ‘has a price’. She cries, ‘Oh no.’ He advances lecherously, grinning, ‘Oh yes.’

You Only Live Twice (1967) Connery paints his face and tapes his eyes into a squint to impersonate a Japanese villager.

Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Connery meets Marie in a bikini, tears off her top and throttles her with it until she tells him Blofeld’s location.

Octopussy (1983) Roger Moore is handed his casino winnings and tips a local, saying, ‘That should keep you in curry for a few weeks, eh?’

Live and Let Die (1973) In which all the villains are black, the complex doctrines of voodoo are portrayed as a death cult and women who lose their virginity are killed.

Goldfinger (1964) Connery rapes a gay Pussy Galore in a hay barn and instantly persuades her to change sides. The scene is considered so alarming that it’s rated 18 on Youtube.

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) In which Moore calls Hervé Villechaize’s Nick Nack a midget and stuffs him into a suitcase.