BILL NIGHY

So cool, so elegant – like the long-lost bachelor uncle with an unbelievable vinyl jazz collection and first-name status on Savile Row who I always dreamed might turn up and include me in his will one day. If Nighy sold the secret to his success, you’d buy it. ‘It takes work to be this insouciant.’

A Peloton-style treadmill that teaches you to walk very slowly in £670 JM Weston loafers without spilling your espresso.