LAURA KUENSSBERG

Wellness brands tend to focus on ways to relax, but Kuennssberg’s would be the opposite, all uppers and no downers. If we all had her energy levels we’d be 490 per cent more efficient as a society, and that is a fact.

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‘I don’t sleep, so why should you?’

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The Kuennssberger – a regular burger marinated in Monster Energy, topped with crushed Pro Plus, then liquidised for speedier consumption.