“We must be horny”
Van Gaal’s best quotes
“I often use the word ‘horny’ with my players.” Van Gaal before United’s game with FC Midtjylland.
“Hallo, Hallo, listen to the manager” Van Gaal stole the show at last season’s awards dinner.
“I have twitched my ass on the bench because we were out of balance.” Van Gaal’s own definition of “squeaky bum time”.