Gareth Southgate

The outfit: A waistcoat, in case you hadn’t noticed.

What it’s saying: “I’m a great bloke. Well, not bloke – gentleman, the old-fashioned kind, yet also a modern M&S man. This England squad’s success is all down to tailoring as exacting as this waistcoat’s fit. I’m cool as a cucumber, too, as you’ll see from my lack of sweat patches (the sleeveless look really flaunts this), not to mention the way in which my tie stays meticulously knotted and my shirt firmly tucked. As with football, I have brought the waistcoat home.”