Melania Trump

The outfit: A Burberry trench coat as she landed in Brussels.

What it’s saying: “This coat has nothing written on the back so in that sense, I am saying nothing. Having not said that, I am very excited for my trip to the UK as exhibited by the fact I am wearing the ultimate item from your quintessentially British design house. If I wear this now, I’m thinking I can get away with Dolce & Gabbana for the dinner at Blenheim Palace,