Jeremy Hunt

Sleek ultra-mamil (middle-aged man in Lycra) kit.

What it’s saying: “My socks are bright white and matching, my shorts are of an appropriate length and colour, my skin is subtly bronzed (I’ve got my work/life balance sorted so had some time to chillax – yep, still using that word – in the garden this weekend) and my hair is reacting to the breeze in the manner you’d expect of the carefully tended mane of a Hollywood hero. Essentially, I am the anti-boris, if you care to remember his dishevelled attitude to running attire – and all other areas of life. Note too, that I am wearing a cycling jersey. Total multitasker. I will approach foreign secretary-ing just have I have the precise styling of this jog.”