THE NEW POSH V OLD POSH
NEW Eating bread
… but only if it’s artisanal sourdough or well fired, or recycled. Square of sliced white doesn’t count.
The North
The year 2018 will forever be known as that in which society accepted there is a world beyond the M25.
Sweden
Packed to the rafters with man bun-toting latte papas, Billy bookcases and hygge-friendly jumpers.
Having a job
Actually contributing to the economy, rather than using daylight hours to flit endlessly between yoga meets and brunch dates. How quaint!
Audiobooks
Like books, but hands-free. Inspired.
OLD
Elaborate gin and tonics
Life is short; too short to be faffing with dried juniper berries, a twist of lemon and cracked black pepper. Slosh the g in with the t and drink up, already.
ipads
Little more than toys for toddlers, these days.
France
Less sunny than other parts of Europe, and far more judgmental. Pass.
Trophy spouses
Stepford wives are out, women resembling actual humans are in. Isn’t equality exciting?
Dietary requirements
Unless they put you at risk of imminent death, a total bore. Just order the steak and be done.