Jokers in the pack Edinburgh’s best

1 Olaf Falafel I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets.

2 Richard Stott Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.

3 Milton Jones What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.

4 Jake Lambert A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.’

5 Ross Smith A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.