The Daily Telegraph - 2022-01-13

• The PM buys time at cost of public mockery by admitting he’s an idiot
• Sunak leaves Johnson in limbo
• Immigratio­n will stop population declining over the next decade
• Move to increase jail term for mother of murdered Star
• Navy will fail if we do not reform, warns Second Sea Lord
• American in court accused of breaking into royal stables
• Civil case means Andrew’s fate now lies with the balance of probabilit­ies
• Yes, only our politician­s could be brought so low by plastic cups and some tepid pinot grigio
• Boris Johnson’s statement in full
• Boris’s survival will renew pressure on Scottish Tories to go their own way to bolster hopes of preserving the Union
• Johnson knows Sue Gray could load the gun that triggers end of his premiershi­p
• What happens next? From resigning in disgrace to a triumphant revival of fortunes, six scenarios show where the Prime Minister may go from here
• Chancellor shows his nous 225 miles from the scene
• Sunak, Raab and Gove quick to deny being at garden party
• Teacher who told Johnson of her grief calls for him to quit
• Lockdowns were a mistake, says Lord Frost
• Terminally ill unable to access palliative care ‘dying in pain’
• Judge rules ‘VIP lane’ for PPE contracts was unlawful
• Do not adjust your set ... it’s only ITV impersonat­ing a police drama
• M&S removes ‘midget’ from gems brand to avoid offending dwarfs
• Equalities charity chief sees red over bullying of ginger-haired
• Claim over gym’s refusal to play ‘old’ music thrown out
• Hammer vandal defaces BBC statue
• Predators get victims to groom their siblings
• Drink spiking on the rise as one in six women targeted
• Paramedic fired for not engaging with stroke victim
• Water suppliers should have bonuses capped if they don’t clean up operations, says report
• Tumble dryers polluting air with harmful microfibre­s
• ‘Communist council’ threatens legal action over LTN protest sign
• ‘Risk of new conflict’ as Russia rejects Nato diplomacy
• ‘Perfect storm’ could see Clinton comeback in presidenti­al run
• Security scare for Tesla after teenager hacks into 25 vehicles
• Tories will be buried if they ignore the real lessons behind Boris’s fall
• I was duped by the Covid lab leak deniers
• We must race to save the stories of Holocaust survivors
• Russia’s alliance with China is beginning to falter
• There’s no way back for a PM seen to have flouted his own perverse rules
• Nuclear urgency
• Triumphant rescue
• Rocketing energy bills
• The PM’S fate now rests with his party
• How we made a mess of smart motorways
• No, you shouldn’t throw an omicron party…
• The No10 drinks row has finally woken us up to the madness of lockdowns
• Sob story: Why it’s good that onions can make us cry
• If you remove the pungency, you also remove flavour
• ‘I thought no real man would go on stage and sing’
• Why do today’s directors love monochrome? It’s not black and white
• Every arts company needs a Tamara Rojo
• Ivor Herbert
• Robert Durst
• Publican and benefactor of English cricket and football
• Morecambe’s new detective got off to a rocky start

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