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sir – As a young fresh-from-the-city English teacher at very rural Appleby Grammar School in the early 1980s, I spied two teenage lads sharing a magazine under their desks. From the nudging it seemed clear what type of publication they were sharing. On snatching it away from them in outrage it turned out to be a copy of Power Farming. The beauties they were lusting after were large tractors. Cindy Clarke
Kirkby Lonsdale, Cumbria
sir – Pornography can certainly be accessed accidentally on one’s phone. An old friend, a keen gardener, did so while looking up “peaches”. He was never quite the same afterwards. Pam Mcentyre
Chester
sir – My wife, a language teacher, was once researching for her students local places of interest and googled “The Devil’s Dyke”, a Brighton beauty spot. Words cannot express what came up. Michael Phillips
Brighton, East Sussex