Love Island ITV2, 9pm

A new series of the dating game provides a quick primer for modern manners of coupling and its lexicon – “Babes”, “100 per cent my type on paper” etc. The Majorcan villa has an even bigger gym – cue rippling muscles and serious squats – for the “sexiest ever” series; sometimes the vacuity of contestants (now including Michael Owen’s daughter) is its own reward. Laura Whitmore presents, with narration by Iain Stirling.