The Apprentice

BBC One, 9pm

As dreadful as most Apprentice candidates are at so many of their tasks, any assignments in which they have to somehow relate to children invariably see them plumb new depths of ineptitude. This week’s is no different, as the would-be tycoons must create a pitch for a new pre-school cartoon; the results, it is fair to say, won’t give Hey Duggee’s creators sleepless nights.