Best of the Twitterati

@PiersMorgan: Priti Patel just proudly informed us that shoplifting has fallen. Has anyone told her most shops are shut?

@RangerBirota A new week begins and one wonders if this is the week when Edinburgh council finally finishes ‘discussing’ and ‘exploring’ and jumps into action, placing cones along roads to widen narrow pavements giving people more space to get safely through the crisis.

@thistlejohn BREAKING Carrie has NOT been cutting Boris Johnson’s hair