Shape of You Ed Sheeran
Liked that weird fish-shagging film, Shape of Water? You’re going to love the sequel, Shape of You! Following Elisa’s life with the Amphibian Man (here played by Ed Sheeran), the movie starts with a voiceover – which, yes, may anger some fans of the first film because there’s a slight continuity error in that Elisa is no longer mute – detailing how the club isn’t the best place to find a lover, so the river is where she went. When Ed sang “my bed sheets smell like you” he was referring to a river bed. Or a water bed. Look: there are a few plot holes. The film is terrible, but due to Ed’s mysterious popularity it breaks box office records and he wins an Oscar.