The Herald

Sorry tail


OUR story of the young lady with a tattoo reminds Jim Morrison of being in a pub on Skye where the barmaid had a horse’s head tattooed above her left breast, which was visible above her low-cut top.

After a few pints, one imbiber was emboldened enough to ask: “Any chance of seeing the horse’s a***, darlin’?”

“Certainly,” she replied, and disappeare­d into the back shop. She returned a minute later and handed him a small mirror.

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