The Herald

Sweet nothing

- KEN SMITH

READER Johan McAllister tells us: “Your story about the girl who called her boyfriend Treasure because her friends asked where she dug him up reminded me of a guy in Dundee who kept referring to his girlfriend as “pet”.

“When a colleague remarked how nice that was, he said, ‘What do you mean, nice? It’s short for stupet.”

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Jim Fitzpatric­k sends us a photo of a rather backward looking haircut.

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