That Inking Feeling

SINCE you were about to ask, yes, we do have another crop of film titles for you, all of them minus one letter. Point Beak: a crow gives directions The Lion Kin: Relatives of the king of the jungle

Forrest Gum: Life in a rubber plantation (all Tom Fleming)

Pretty Oman – Arabian state tarts itself up (John Mulholland)

The Norse Whisperer: a Swede with tonsillitis

The Lady Varnishes: unavailability of male painters and decorators (both Blair Miller)

That Inking Feeling: the emotions of someone who works in a tattoo parlour (John Ewing)

Dead Pets Society: canine zombies conspire against humans (David Hamilton)

Chariots of Fir: an epic road movie about the rugged truckers who bring Christmas trees to the cities.

The Pawbroker: an expose of the illicit trade in moustachioed Dundee fathers (both Alison Campbell).

The prize, as you’ll be aware, is a champagne dinner for two at the Urban Bar & Brasserie, St Vincent Place, Glasgow. More entries, in all probability, tomorrow.