Singing the Blues

A CURIOUS spat has broken out on social media between fans of Rangers and fans of, um, Little Mix, the girlband best known for [insert name of random song here].

Long story short: the former want to see The Dave Clark Five’s Glad All Over top the Christmas charts, in honour of striker Joe Garner. The latter, outraged by such effrontery, would really prefer it if the band’s new song, Touch, got the number one spot.

There’s been some amusing back-andforth between the two camps, prompting a caustic observation from a Morton fan on Twitter: “Rangers used to have Gascoigne, Laudrup & De Boer playing for them. Now they’re arguing with 12-year-old lassies about Little Mix being #1.”