Aches and bladders

PHOTOCALL of the week involved SNP MSP Emma Harper bringing two adorable spaniels to the Holyrood lobby to highlight the problem of puppytrafficking. As the sleepy animals were cooed over by a huge crowd, various SNP ministers lined up to pose for photos. However, cynics hoping for a Blue Peter moment were disappointed by the beasts’ amazing bladder control. “Uch, they dugs are drugged,” moaned one disgusted Labour MSP.