The Herald

Crèche course for husbands

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ROBIN Gilmour tells us of a friend who went with his better half to House of Bruar.

With his wife intent on shopping, and with his knees acting up, the friend was pleased to spot an empty chair next to an open fire.

What made it even more tempting was the fact that magazines and newspapers were also available.It was too good a chance to pass up.

No sooner had he sat down than three other distressed souls duly joined him. At which point, a very English voice could be heard saying “Jolly good! They even have have a crèche for husbands here!”

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