Mansplain pain

FINALLY, the Scottish Tories’ Adam Morris got into a Twitter spat with Labour MSP Monica Lennon over International Women’s Day. After she accused him of “mansplaining feminism” to her, he accused her of “being an ***e,” which we understand is a medical term. When Ms Lennon hit back, Mr Morris, never one to stop digging, replied, “Sorry, can you womansplain that to me please.” Only in the ultramodern Tories.