Bit of a card

AS schools get ready to break up for the summer, Robert Gardner sends us comments from Glasgow teachers in report cards that include:

“A born leader” – runs a protection racket.

“Friendly” – never shuts up. “Reliable” – informs on his friends.

“Enjoys physical education”

– a bully.

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