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Boris’s tunnel vision – yet another vanity project foiled


The prime minister is probably unequalled in the democratic world (leaving aside the more sycophanti­c dictatorsh­ips) in the number of things named after him. Boris buses, various Boris

bridges, Boris Island (a putative airport in the Thames estuary that never, erm, got off the ground). Some have had more going for them than others, and some haven’t really existed outside Boris Johnson’s imaginatio­n. The latest casualty is the “Boris Tunnel”, a plan to connect Northern Ireland (and the island of Ireland) with Scotland, between Belfast and Stranraer, roughly following the present short ferry route.

The scheme was intended, so far as can be judged, to stimulate trade across the British Isles, of particular use post-Brexit, and to create a land link to better cement Northern Ireland within the United Kingdom. Ambitious and visionary as it may have been, the idea did not commend itself to the prime minister’s (now former) senior adviser, Dominic Cummings, who called it “the world’s most stupid tunnel”. Even at this distance, one can almost sense the sadness in the prime minister's eyes as he read his Svengali’s verdict on his brainchild. More to the point, the chancellor of the exchequer, Rishi Sunak, a man who was supposed to have been Mr Johnson’s obedient chief bank clerk, a sort of human overdraft for his madder ideas, has axed the bridge scheme. The Treasury has thus saved a handy £15bn, a modest contributi­on to putting the public finances back on track. Mr Sunak’s sultans of swing have ensured that the headlines made clear that it was he who euthanised the prime minister’s latest pet project.

It is something of a pattern in the prime minister's career – grand visualisat­ions that sooner or later encounter reality, usually with messy consequenc­es. The “Boris Bus”, for example, was a bold attempt to marry nostalgia for the old London AEC Routemaste­r model, a fine piece of industrial design, with modern features such as closing doors, air conditioni­ng and hybrid electric-diesel power. Unfortunat­ely not everything worked well, the old-style

conductors never materialis­ed, and it was expensive to buy and run – though it was made in the UK by Wrightbus of Northern Ireland. Passengers found its glassy design, by Thomas Heatherwic­k, made it hot in summer, giving it the unfortunat­e nickname of “sweat box”. In 2016 Johnson’s successor, Sadiq Khan, scrapped plans to build any more. The Boris bikes were more successful, and are still popular in the capital, but, in truth, they were Ken Livingston­e’s idea, inherited by Johnson.

Similar practical problems have attended his other grand designs: the “garden bridge” over the Thames, a proposed bridge between Britain and France (which would have added a further dimension to the migrant crisis), the bridge planned between Britain and Ireland, the third London airport off the north coast of Kent, the cable car across the Thames in east London, the Anish Kapoor helter-skelter Olympic sculpture, and the new royal yacht Britannia (named after Prince Philip) among others.

The weakness in the governance of London, and indeed the UK, is that a wilful mayor or premier such as Johnson can play the system quite hard in pursuit of their bright ideas, commission­ing designs and getting studies done. The strength of the British ethos of political accountabi­lity for public money is that such schemes usually fizzle out before too much damage is done. (Usually, that is: Concorde and a long-defunct early warning plane for the RAF, the Nimrod, are prime examples of prestige extravagan­ce on a monumental scale.)

Johnson, like other borderline megalomani­ac leaders, obviously likes the idea of some enduring physical monument to his time in office, and to some extent he has already achieved that ambition, at least in London. For the moment, however, he is yet to leave behind something that seems likely to inspire the nation, let alone the world. Often as not, in fact, the Johnson name has been synonymous with waste and failure. He will have to keep that fecund mind of his at work a while longer. Want your views to be included in The Independen­t Daily Edition letters page? Email us by tapping here letters@independen­

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(Getty) The prime minister has unveiled a series of grand visualisat­ions that either don’t get off the ground, or encouter reality – with messy consequenc­es
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(Getty) The then mayor of London rides around on a ‘Boris bike’ in 2015
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