PLAYER PROFILE

JORDAN MIZRAHI (Hendon United Sports Club)

Age: 23

Lives: Mill Hill

Occupation: Management Consultant, formerly lanyard salesman

Nicknames: Jord but mum still calls me Jordy

Teams supported: Manchester United and Maccabi Haifa

Position: Full-back

Previous clubs: University of Bristol and GFC FC

Status: Taken

Likes: Skiing, tennis and quorn lasagne

Dislikes: Yogo Pink

Football idol: Patrice Evra Which boots do you wear? Nike Mercurial Superfly

Pick your best five-a-side team (players played with): Moses Seitler, Zack Lewis, Josh Goldstein, Nyv Bogaire and Yehuda Korman (rush keeper) Famous look-a-like: Winston Schmidt (New Girl) Favourite ground: Sammy Ofer Stadium

Favourite food: Pasta, it’s a blank canvas

Favourite kosher restaurant: Le Marais, New York Favourite holiday destination: Patagonia, Chile Favourite film: Four Lions Favourite car: Aston Martin DB11

Actual car: Toyota Yaris

Big match preparation: Wholewheat pasta, banana and Chance the Rapper Worst-dressed teammate: Jonny Kay and his pre-match Crocs

Dream date: Genie Bouchard Career highlights: Winning the Brent Cup with JFS as clear underdogs and AJY U12 League runners-up

Most embarrassing moment: Being sent off for a handball on the line, while leading 5-1 Claim to fame: Kissed Yossi Benayoun on the cheek One regret: Not pursuing my tennis interests further Motto: Always play the way you’re facing

Studs or blades? Studs Bagels or rye bread? Rye bread

Shwarma or falafel? Falafel