PLAYER PROFILE
Josh Gorb (Hertswood Vale)
AGE: 27
LIVES: North Watford OCCUPATION: Finance NICKNAMES: Gorby, Gorb, Yoshi TEAMS SUPPORTED: Hertswood Vale and Arsenal POSITION: Midfield PREVIOUS CLUBS: Belstone FC STATUS: Offline
LIKES: Tattoos, Pikachu, responsible drinking, gaming DISLIKES: The establishment, anyone I don’t know, plastic, Piers Morgan and Ricky Gervais FOOTBALL IDOL: Freddie Ljunberg WHICH BOOTS DO YOU WEAR? Nike. Total 90s need to make a comeback PICK YOUR BEST FIVE-A-SIDE TEAM (PLAYERS PLAYED WITH): Ollie Brill, James Millet, George Firestone, Joe Cherrington, Aram Alaldin FAMOUS LOOK-A-LIKE: A couple people have said Charlie Chaplin
FAVOURITE GROUND: Can’t say I’ve been to many places. West Ham’s atmosphere is pretty bomb FAVOURITE FOOD: Mum’s homecooked shepherd’s pie. Failing that a Chinese takeaway FAVOURITE KOSHER RESTAURANT: Brickys in Borehamwood do decent burgers FAVOURITE HOLIDAY DESTINATION: California FAVOURITE FILM: Gladiator FAVOURITE CAR: Tesla ACTUAL CAR: Bicycle
BIG MATCH PREPARATION: Comanager Danny Hirschberger gets us to close our eyes and imagine “the game we want to play” WORST-DRESSED TEAM-MATE: Ashley Hirschberger DREAM DATE: February 30 CAREER HIGHLIGHT: Scoring a stunner with my weaker foot 25 yards some ten years ago MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Whenever I play as goalkeeper CLAIM TO FAME: Nothing yet
ONE REGRET: Not seeing enough of Australia while I was there
MOTTO: There’s more than one way to do something right STUDS OR BLADES? Blades BAGELS OR RYE BREAD? Bagels, that’s not even a close one! SHWARMA OR FALAFEL? Shwarma