Did Boris read Pippa’s book?

IN all of this Partygate scandal, I’ve often wondered if Boris Johnson followed the advice in Pippa Middleton’s book on how to host a party. Those social climbers really like to stick together, you know.

Of course, that is taking it for granted that Boris could read Pippa’s book, after all he claims that he couldn’t read his own laws. That said, it came from him, so it can’t be trusted.

John W. Gray, Washington