Sussexes fail to get balcony seats
So Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are to fly from their US home back to attend the Queen's Jubilee celebrations next month, reportedly with their Netflix crew in tow.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex can expect a frosty reception from the royals, given their constant attacks since leaving Britain. However, they have been saved from a potential public booing.
The fame-hungry couple will not be allowed on the Buckingham Palace balcony for the famous Windsor wave.
Netflix must be fuming.