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‘I am not a fem­i­nist’ – Pres­i­dent Don­ald Trump to me in his first Bri­tish TV in­ter­view af­ter win­ning the US elec­tion. Amer­i­can chat-show host Seth My­ers mocked my line of ques­tion­ing: ‘Ask­ing Trump if he’s a fem­i­nist is like ask­ing Han­ni­bal Lecter if he’s a ve­gan.’

The Duchess of Corn­wall, Camilla Parker Bowles, told me she’s an avid watcher of GMB. ‘I re­ally love the dust-ups!’ Just hope she hasn’t got me con­fused with Jeremy Kyle. Af­ter Ar­se­nal lost 1-0 in the north Lon­don derby, my foul mood wasn’t en­hanced when I had the fol­low­ing email ex­change with my wife. Celia: ‘Did Ar­se­nal win?’ Me: ‘No, we got stuffed by Spurs.’ Celia: ‘Oh dear, well at least you didn’t lose to Tottenham.’ Af­ter NME voted me Vil­lain Of The Year, beat­ing Don­ald Trump, Kim Jong Un, Jeremy Hunt and Katie Hop­kins, Liam Gal­lagher in­sisted it should have been his brother Noel. ‘He’s worse than Kim Jon-f ****** Tung or what­ever he’s called. He’s worse than Trump… and he’s even worse than Piers Mor­gan.’ Keith Richards (left), af­ter Sir El­ton John an­nounced a 300-date farewell tour: ‘Af­ter three years on the road with El­ton, you’d want to re­tire too…’ Sir Roger Ban­nis­ter, who died in March, once told me the African

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