THINGS I’VE LEARNT ABOUT BEING A DAD
I now time my morning routine to CBeebies theme tunes. If I’m not showering by the time is starting, I’m screwed.
There’s more chance of visiting Narnia than seeing the bottom of your laundry basket.
I don’t care how strong you think you are, nobody is stronger than a baby who doesn’t want to get dressed. I love my kids more than anything in the world. But I’d love them even more if they would stop pooing in the bath.
Some nappy changes are like Brexit: tons of build-up, nobody really knows what’s going on and there’s a horrible mess to clear up afterwards.