You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

As I walked off I thought “Oh my God. I forgot to thank my mother.” So what I need to do now is to phone her and build bridges. The high from the award has become hell. Graham Norton reveals how an epic faux pas took the gloss off his National Television lifetime achievement award. I actually hooked up with Lottie’s flatmate first and then ended up switching to Lottie when I realised how she felt about me. There was a bit of a love triangle and trouble at the time. Made In Chelsea’s Alex Mytton, who’s dating Lottie Moss, throws a light on his complex – and messy – love life. Selina I’ve got 24 inches for you if you have the space. On learning that his ex-newsreader pal Selina Scott doesn’t have a TV, Christopher Biggins makes a typically risqué offer to provide her with one. I may look slim but I have the biggest biceps of all of my friends. The secret is having four kids and having to lift about 20kg – more if you pick up more than one child. Gosford Park actress Camilla Rutherford, right, reveals the secrets of maintaining her physique. I don’t understand politics at all. I would have bet my house that Remain would have won, which would have cost me a lot of money. As Tamara Ecclestone’s husband Jay Rutland’s West London pad is worth a cool £45 million, I’d say that was a pretty good call too. I was in Leamington Spa doing stand-up and, whoosh, my memory’s gone. I get out of it by saying, “I’ve had amnesia ever since I can remember.” Sir Ken Dodd tells me about his comical ploy for coping with forgotten gags.