QUOTES of the week

‘We’ll seat you then we’ll beat you.’ Twitter user Parveen Agnihotri suggests a new motto for United Airlines after a passenger was hurt while being dragged from an overbooked plane. ‘Keith’s blue lamp will shine brightly for ever.’ Chief Inspector Neil Sawyer pays tribute to terror attack victim PC Keith Palmer at his funeral service. ‘Cheating on Mary Berry... I’m telling!’’ Bake Off fan reacts after Paul Hollywood posts a selfie with his new colleague Prue Leith. ‘It had no special gifts or use for me other than the ability to take a whiz in the woods.’ Caitlyn Jenner who underwent genital removal as part of gender reassignment surgery. ‘She’s got the shortest skirt on the campus.’ Golf commentator Peter Alliss provokes a sexism row with his comments about Angela Akins, left, fiancee of Masters winner Sergio Garcia. ‘I turn left with Tana, they turn right and I say to the stewardess, “Make sure those little f****** don’t come near us.” ’ Gordon Ramsay reveals his children fly economy while he and his wife enjoy the luxury of first class. ‘You had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons.’ White House spokesman Sean Spicer causes outrage by seeming to dismiss the Nazi leader’s actions against millions of Jews during the Holocaust. ‘It’s my third time here and I can use the same material as before because half the audience have died and the other half can’t remember what I said.’ MP Alan Johnson jokes at The Oldie literary lunch. ‘She’s the last of the Dietrichs and the Garbos. She could run a small nation.’ New Vogue editor Edward Enninful describes model Naomi Campbell, left.