Holiday girl Jen’s Turkey basting

PALS of Labour grandee Margaret Hodge console her that her three-week ordeal facing disciplinary action for branding Jeremy Corbyn an anti-Semite was not in vain – at least it ruined the summer break of party general secretary Jennie Formby (left) in Turkey. ‘Jennie couldn’t relax as she had to keep authorising letters to Hodge’s lawyers via a dodgy phone signal from her holiday villa,’ sniggered a party insider. ‘And when she got back, the entire complaint was dropped.’