A traitor in the Brex­i­teer ranks

The Mail on Sunday - - News -

JA­COB Rees-Mogg’s gang of Brexit Tory MPs are at each oth­ers’ throats af­ter the aborted launch of their ‘chuck Che­quers’ man­i­festo, which in­cluded the potty call for the UK to have its very own Star Wars weapons-de­fence sys­tems. Why are they sud­denly on the back foot? ‘We think we have a very se­nior, well-placed mole leak­ing our de­lib­er­a­tions straight to Down­ing Street,’ says one Brex­i­teer, adding men­ac­ingly: ‘We are com­ing for them.’ JUS­TICE Sec­re­tary David Gauke doesn’t get many slots in the po­lit­i­cal lime­light so he was livid when his big no-fault di­vorce plan pre­ma­turely leaked out. Walking into his kitchen at home, he told his wife Rachel: ‘It’s out­ra­geous. My di­vorce plans have leaked.’ Mrs Gauke was ever so un­der­stand­ing. ‘I’m al­ways the last to know,’ she replied. EVEN Labour arch-Lefties seem to be tir­ing of chant­ing, ‘Ooh, Jeremy Cor­byn’. To sprin­kle some real star­dust on the party’s con­fer­ence, or­gan­is­ers thought of sign­ing up Bernie San­ders, the Leftwing Demo­crat with a cult fol­low­ing State­side. Sadly, Dog hears Bernie was oth­er­wise en­gaged and will not be wow­ing the Labour Party faith­ful in Liver­pool.

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