A traitor in the Brexiteer ranks
JACOB Rees-Mogg’s gang of Brexit Tory MPs are at each others’ throats after the aborted launch of their ‘chuck Chequers’ manifesto, which included the potty call for the UK to have its very own Star Wars weapons-defence systems. Why are they suddenly on the back foot? ‘We think we have a very senior, well-placed mole leaking our deliberations straight to Downing Street,’ says one Brexiteer, adding menacingly: ‘We are coming for them.’ JUSTICE Secretary David Gauke doesn’t get many slots in the political limelight so he was livid when his big no-fault divorce plan prematurely leaked out. Walking into his kitchen at home, he told his wife Rachel: ‘It’s outrageous. My divorce plans have leaked.’ Mrs Gauke was ever so understanding. ‘I’m always the last to know,’ she replied. EVEN Labour arch-Lefties seem to be tiring of chanting, ‘Ooh, Jeremy Corbyn’. To sprinkle some real stardust on the party’s conference, organisers thought of signing up Bernie Sanders, the Leftwing Democrat with a cult following Stateside. Sadly, Dog hears Bernie was otherwise engaged and will not be wowing the Labour Party faithful in Liverpool.