A JEREMY

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Cor­byn ally has fi­nally re­vealed the real rea­son for The Ab­so­lute Boy’s sur­pris­ing suc­cess in last year’s Gen­eral Elec­tion. ‘We per­suaded him to drop a col­lar size,’ he ex­plains. ‘He likes to wear a 16.5, but he’s ac­tu­ally a 15. We man­aged to ne­go­ti­ate down to 15.5, and it worked. Ev­ery­one on the doorsteps was re­mark­ing how much smarter and prime min­is­te­rial he looked.’

A quick change is com­ing.

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