Taxi for Therese, Bojo’s on his way

RESIDENTS cowering beneath Whaley Bridge’s leaky dam weren’t the only ones startled to see Boris Johnson appearing among them nine days ago. Dog hears Floods Minister Therese Coffey was also taken by surprise. She was already on her way to show solidarity with the Derbyshire town when she was told the PM had beaten her to it. ‘Therese got bumped by Boris,’ sniggers a mole.