QUOTES of the week

‘Who’s going to be the first terrorist invited to the House of Commons when you’re Prime Minister?’ Church of Scotland minister Richard Cameron heckles Jeremy Corbyn during his visit to a Glasgow community centre.

‘Why not throw in free Sky TV? Free iPhones? Netflix and Xboxes all round?’ Election candidate Chris Leslie mocks Labour’s plan to offer free broadband across the country by 2030.

‘Vile to work with, demanding, quite unpleasant and passive-aggressive.’ Emma Thompson’s description of herself.

‘We were a breath away from the apocalypse.’ St Mark’s Basilica director Pierpaolo Campostrini after the worst floods in Venice in half a century.

‘I’ve stopped Googling myself. I don’t need to know what people think about the size of my bottom.’ Actress Emilia Clarke on the downsides of fame.

‘If a nurse needs to make ends meet, nothing wrong with extending hours or finding part-time work.’ Millionaire Apprentice star Claude Littner sparks uproar with his advice to NHS staff.

‘Maybe one of the joys will be not talking about Brexit.’ Broadcaster Kate Garraway, who is among the I’m A Celebrity… contestants this year.

‘Every man wants to be a ladies’ man, though they won’t admit it. It’s one of the best things in the world.’ Former 007 George Lazenby, who concedes he received plenty of female attention during his acting career.

‘At the moment the world is going nuts for soya and pea protein, but the future belongs to algae.’ Heather Mills hopes that pond slime can be turned into food products.