QUOTES of the week

‘Farewell dear Terry J. Two down, four to go.’ Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, John Cleese and Eric Idle pay tribute to fellow Monty Python star Terry Jones, who died last week aged 77. The sixth member, Graham Chapman, died in 1989. ‘88, Wills and Kate.’ New bingo term to replace ‘two fat ladies’ and avoid upsetting the snowflake generation. ‘Given his reputation for being able to rain on any parade, suck the oxygen out of the room and put a dampener on things, they’re about to deploy him to Australia.’ Former Defence Secretary Penny Mordaunt jokes that dour ex-Chancellor Philip Hammond should be sent Down Under to put out the devastating bushfires. ‘To embrace the possibilities of tomorrow, we must reject the perennial prophets of doom and their predictions of the apocalypse.’ President Trump hits out at climate change activists during a speech at the World Economic Forum. ‘A matcha latte with oat milk at 8am – it’s the most LA thing about me.’ Model Rosie HuntingtonWhiteley says she hasn’t fallen victim to Hollywood’s food fads. ‘I have never had a takeaway. Why should I?’ Mary Berry, who wants people to cook more and for Britain to stop being ‘a nation that orders in and eats out’. ‘Why not spend the two hours you’d normally spend working out simply painting your bod?’ Beauty expert Chloe Morello mocks Fleabag star Phoebe Waller-Bridge for having a make-up artist create a six-pack look for her. ‘Brought up on Windsor Jersey milk? Yeah right! He must be referring to the couple of days at Christmas and a weekend at Easter.’ The Queen’s former chef Darren McGrady reacts after Princess Anne’s son Peter claimed in a Chinese ad that he was brought up on Jersey milk from the Windsor herd.