The winner takes it all...

THERESA MAY once sauntered on stage at Tory Party Conference to Dancing Queen, but her Downing Street exit has been to a different Abba tune – Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. What else could make her Take A Chance and brave the pandemic by flying to South Korea? Money, Money, Money, of course. All of £136,000 for fee and travel, to be precise.

In another engagement, the former PM stayed at home to enthral Mexican fans via a Zoom conference. For this, the Chiquitita trousered £46,750. All in The Name Of The Game.